We Say the Darndest Things

Medical crisis averted.  Tests show the boys have not been exposed.  I can breathe a little bit more.

Thank you, Nathan, for the laugh I badly needed. Artist Nathan Ripperger finds himself saying the most ridiculous things to his kids then turns around, designs and sells these hilarious posters.  I'm sure you can relate.  Good to know I'm not the only crazy one around here. 

Here are a few from his Things I've Said to My Children series:

Mine should read: STOP TRYING TO SIT ON EACH OTHER'S PENISES!  In Helvetica bold, maybe?