Run a new race distance. Check.
Me: Tato, check this out. I have a medal!
Tato: You won?
Me: No. Everyone who crossed the finish line got one. It's called a finisher's medal.
Tato: You're happy because you just finished and you didn't even win?!
That kid is lucky I was too weak to argue and too exhausted to strangle him.
and...more proof! (nabbed from the website)